The Alumni Wall
A completely unnecessary, entirely heartfelt tribute to some of our favorite former teammates.

"Bandana" Bob
"I once gave a chihuahua a mohawk without being asked. No regrets."
Left to open a taco truck. We still get free tacos sometimes. Worth it.

Cool Hand Denise
"A dog's dinner should have more effort put into it than most weddings."
Retired to raise chickens. The chickens reportedly eat better than most humans.

Sock-Thief Sam
"Every dog that comes in leaves with one less sock owner in this city."
Never actually stole a sock. The dogs did. Sam just took the blame gracefully.

Painter Priya
"I designed a bandana pattern based entirely on one dog's personality. It sold out in a day."
Now designs skateboards. Still sends us bandana concepts unprompted. We love her.

Flash Freddy
"I have taken more photos of dogs mid-sneeze than any human alive."
Moved to shoot wildlife documentaries. Says dogs were "significantly harder to direct."

Trailhead Theo
"I judged every dog's personality by how they reacted to the blow dryer. Never wrong once."
Now guides hikes in Griffith Park. Occasionally spots our regulars from a distance and waves.